what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
