Whod you bang
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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