Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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