I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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