My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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