His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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