Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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