at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
She's like a pop up book from hell.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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