This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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