I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
She's the barista slut.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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