i think my tv is drunk
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
