just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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