Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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