So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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