hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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