Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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