is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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