Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Randomize