First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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