I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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