It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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