I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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