you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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