Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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