Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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