He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
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