I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
