i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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