nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
then he tried to convert me to islam
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
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