i just wanna soil my oats bro
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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