THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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