Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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