Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
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