Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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