She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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