What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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