so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Randomize
