I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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