mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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