I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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