i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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