have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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