i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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