I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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