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say what?
wanna hang out?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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