Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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