Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
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