Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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