Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
drinking out of a sandbucket again
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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