I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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