What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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