at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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