I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
i think my cat just said my name.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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