Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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